Kapstikstan is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, dishonourable cobra.

Kapstikstan created the universe four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kapstikstan, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Kapstikstan, she will refuse to believe in you.

Kapstikstan's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Kapstikstan's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Kapstikstan.

2. Hide if three gulls approach from the east.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.