Rilljigdiss is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely heavy, resourceful toad.
Rilljigdiss created the Sunflower Galaxy seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in Rilljigdiss, he will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in Rilljigdiss, he will try to impress you with trees.
Rilljigdiss' most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.
Rilljigdiss' Holy Commandments1. Never look in ponds.
2. Do not jump in public.
3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate great tits.
4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
5. Never talk about cell theory.