Dubafbet is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, benevolent pigeon.

Dubafbet created the Large Magellanic Cloud four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dubafbet, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dubafbet, it will send you a sign.

Dubafbet's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Dubafbet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never look at moons.

3. Run away from blue voles, for they are unholy.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.