Rowarmnib is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, tranquil swan.

Rowarmnib created carbon two million years ago.

If you believe in Rowarmnib, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Rowarmnib, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Rowarmnib's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Rowarmnib's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in holy places.

2. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

3. Always help sick sheep.

4. Do not speak about peas.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.