Ratjandot is a god.
He takes the form of a minute, unfair fairy.
Ratjandot created bats seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in Ratjandot, he will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in Ratjandot, he will curse you with boils.
Ratjandot's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.
Ratjandot's Holy Commandments1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
2. Never talk about fire.
3. You must never eat corn.
4. Do not cook food in pots.
5. Feed all hungry monkeys.