Lagxucklarn is a god.
He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, tranquil cobra.
Lagxucklarn created bats eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in Lagxucklarn, he will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in Lagxucklarn, he will turn you into a plant.
Lagxucklarn's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.
Lagxucklarn's Holy Commandments1. Always treat ants with great respect.
2. Always help sick rats.
3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.
4. Always help birds in need.
5. Retreat if four frogs approach from the north.