Liddagrill is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, conceited hydra.

Liddagrill created water six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Liddagrill, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Liddagrill, it will come to you in dreams.

Liddagrill's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Liddagrill's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if four whales approach from the south.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Worship no other gods but Liddagrill.

5. Do not kill tortoises.