Jonbimken is a god.
It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, grumpy finch.
Jonbimken created carbon seven billion years ago.
If you believe in Jonbimken, it will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in Jonbimken, it will cry a lot.
Jonbimken's most sacred site is Neravy in India.
Jonbimken's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
2. Always treat goats with great respect.
3. Do not speak about cucumbers.
4. Always pray immersed in water.
5. Never paint your face turquoise.