Tartonbog is a god.
He takes the form of a large, pitiless shark.
Tartonbog created time and space three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in Tartonbog, he will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in Tartonbog, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.
Tartonbog's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.
Tartonbog's Holy Commandments1. Always take life seriously.
2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tartonbog.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.
4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.
5. Do not dye your hair orange.