Jamgempog is a god.
It takes the form of a corpulent, omniscient elephant.
Jamgempog created an electron six trillion years ago.
If you believe in Jamgempog, it will be surprised.
If you do not believe in Jamgempog, it will not care.
Jamgempog's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.
Jamgempog's Holy Commandments1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
3. Do not fashion models of living things.
4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Never think ill of sick turtles.