Fumtadmilfidhatsad is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, wise squid.

Fumtadmilfidhatsad created light nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fumtadmilfidhatsad, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fumtadmilfidhatsad, she will remove you from existence.

Fumtadmilfidhatsad's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Fumtadmilfidhatsad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick foxes.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not dye your hair mauve.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always take life seriously.