Quillafced is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, slow grasshopper.

Quillafced created the planet Jupiter five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quillafced, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Quillafced, it will destroy your home solar system.

Quillafced's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Quillafced's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never talk about stars.

3. Erect a large iron sculpture of Quillafced on top of all buildings.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.
Votes: 16       Vote for this god
Previous god       Next god