Benfabgenquim is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, grumpy ferret.

Benfabgenquim created the Whirlpool Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Benfabgenquim, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Benfabgenquim, he will refuse to believe in you.

Benfabgenquim's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Benfabgenquim's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat corn.

2. Do not speak about onions.

3. Always make sure there are no geese in a building before entering it.

4. Never think about nebulae.

5. You must pray to Benfabgenquim three times a day.