Nartbetwab is a god.
It takes the form of a very large, blissful dragonfly.
Nartbetwab created a quark three billion years ago.
If you believe in Nartbetwab, it will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in Nartbetwab, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.
Nartbetwab's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.
Nartbetwab's Holy Commandments1. Hide from fawn mites for they are unholy.
2. Do not covet oxen.
3. Nartbetwab loves tapirs, so they must be honoured.
4. Do not wear tin on your body.
5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.