Timlopbugflab is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, unselfish wren.

Timlopbugflab created the Sol system six billion years ago.

If you believe in Timlopbugflab, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Timlopbugflab, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Timlopbugflab's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Timlopbugflab's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear gray hats.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.