Tithivget is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, wise grasshopper.

Tithivget created matter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Tithivget, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tithivget, it will turn you into a puffin.

Tithivget's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Tithivget's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat beans.

2. Do not take Tithivget's name in vain.

3. Always wear black.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never eat green fruit.