Sabfiging is a god.
She takes the form of a fat, weak meerkat.
Sabfiging created the planet Mars five million years ago.
If you believe in Sabfiging, she will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in Sabfiging, she will be very sad.
Sabfiging's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.
Sabfiging's Holy Commandments1. Always obey Sabfiging's priests.
2. Never eat bark.
3. Do not shave your face.
4. Do not fashion models of living things.
5. Never talk about gravity.