Spagkamsig Sabdissjat is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, self-assured rhinoceros.

Spagkamsig Sabdissjat created the Sol system four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Spagkamsig Sabdissjat, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Spagkamsig Sabdissjat, it will not invite you to parties.

Spagkamsig Sabdissjat's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Spagkamsig Sabdissjat's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention rats.

2. Put Spagkamsig Sabdissjat first in all things.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Spagkamsig Sabdissjat must be the most important thing in your life.