Met is a god.
He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, contented wombat.
Met created snails eight million years ago.
If you believe in Met, he will give you great power.
If you do not believe in Met, he will refuse to believe in you.
Met's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.
Met's Holy Commandments1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
2. Never mention rats.
3. Do not chop down trees.
4. Eagles are unholy and should not be approached.
5. Never eat bark.