Cetjonpankamhubnarttunquat is a god.
It takes the form of a heavy, proud clam.
Cetjonpankamhubnarttunquat created the Virgo Supercluster nine million years ago.
If you believe in Cetjonpankamhubnarttunquat, it will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in Cetjonpankamhubnarttunquat, it will turn you into a giant slug.
Cetjonpankamhubnarttunquat's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.
Cetjonpankamhubnarttunquat's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.
3. Never look at nebulae.
4. Do not take Cetjonpankamhubnarttunquat's name in vain.
5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.