Ingcedbest is a god.
It takes the form of a heavy, stupid crane.
Ingcedbest created Africa three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in Ingcedbest, it will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in Ingcedbest, it will destroy your favourite solar system.
Ingcedbest's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.
Ingcedbest's Holy Commandments1. Worship no other gods but Ingcedbest.
2. Do not speak about pineapples.
3. Never write about gravity.
4. Do not eat gooseberries.
5. Ingcedbest must be the most important thing in your life.