Saftigkin is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, sage cat.

Saftigkin created the world three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Saftigkin, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Saftigkin, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Saftigkin's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Saftigkin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Retreat if nine seals approach from the north.

5. Never mention doves.
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