Fossvonzag is a god.
He takes the form of a large, calm jaguar.
Fossvonzag created vertebrates five billion years ago.
If you believe in Fossvonzag, he will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in Fossvonzag, he will turn you into a worm.
Fossvonzag's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.
Fossvonzag's Holy Commandments1. Do not trade with those who eat beans.
2. Do not speak about lemons.
3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
4. Always make sure there are no snails in a room before entering it.
5. Do not wear orange clothing.