Diss is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, flying centipede.

Diss created everything that exists six billion years ago.

If you believe in Diss, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Diss, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Diss' most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Diss' Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no ants in a building before entering it.

2. Worship no other gods but Diss.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not commit murder.