Yarl is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, tranquil capybara.

Yarl created a down quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarl, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Yarl, it will turn you into a rock.

Yarl's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Yarl's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a building before entering it.

2. Always wear fawn.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never paint your head turquoise.

5. Never eat green fruit.
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