Queeghinbogvadtamgamvonxuck Sidhamkamjapdon Bifsigkim is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, charitable eagle.

Queeghinbogvadtamgamvonxuck Sidhamkamjapdon Bifsigkim created bats eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Queeghinbogvadtamgamvonxuck Sidhamkamjapdon Bifsigkim, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Queeghinbogvadtamgamvonxuck Sidhamkamjapdon Bifsigkim, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Queeghinbogvadtamgamvonxuck Sidhamkamjapdon Bifsigkim's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Queeghinbogvadtamgamvonxuck Sidhamkamjapdon Bifsigkim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never mention sharks.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not laugh in public.
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