Flagriplamciss is a god.
He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, ill-tempered lobster.
Flagriplamciss created the Small Magellanic Cloud three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in Flagriplamciss, he will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in Flagriplamciss, he will boil you in a big pot.
Flagriplamciss' most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.
Flagriplamciss' Holy Commandments1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
2. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.
3. Put Flagriplamciss first in all things.
4. Flagriplamciss loves snakes, so they must be respected.
5. Do not drink alcohol.