Vilnelwat is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely small, unthinking meerkat.
Vilnelwat created dark matter nine billion years ago.
If you believe in Vilnelwat, she will approve.
If you do not believe in Vilnelwat, she will say rude things about you at parties.
Vilnelwat's most sacred site is Embalam in India.
Vilnelwat's Holy Commandments1. Do not cook food in pots.
2. Always make sure there are no great tits in a room before entering it.
3. Do not dye your hair black.
4. Do not shave your feet.
5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.