Mislenmut is a god.
He takes the form of an enormous, unjust newt.
Mislenmut created silver nine million years ago.
If you believe in Mislenmut, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in Mislenmut, he will not invite you to parties.
Mislenmut's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.
Mislenmut's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.
2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.
3. Never pour water over plants.
4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
5. Respect your elders.