Dungepfar is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, capable chicken.

Dungepfar created humanity nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dungepfar, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Dungepfar, she will send you a sign.

Dungepfar's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Dungepfar's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dungepfar.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.