Hudgillist is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, all-powerful snake.

Hudgillist created the planet Earth seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hudgillist, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Hudgillist, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Hudgillist's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Hudgillist's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured seals.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Run away if nine snakes approach from the south.

5. Never think about gravity.