Vigxucpom is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, passionate cobra.

Vigxucpom created gold six million years ago.

If you believe in Vigxucpom, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Vigxucpom, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Vigxucpom's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Vigxucpom's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat pineapples.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Nematodes are not to be trusted.