Vilnutbon is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, conceited mongoose.

Vilnutbon created the Black Eye Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Vilnutbon, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Vilnutbon, she will remove you from existence.

Vilnutbon's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Vilnutbon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Vilnutbon's name in vain.

2. Never wear scarves.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. You must never eat parsnips.

5. Do not wear copper on your body.