Hambotrag is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely fat, caring wren.
Hambotrag created snails six trillion years ago.
If you believe in Hambotrag, it will be shocked.
If you do not believe in Hambotrag, it will be very unhappy.
Hambotrag's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.
Hambotrag's Holy Commandments1. Worship no other gods but Hambotrag.
2. Never play with disobedient children.
3. Always help dogs in need.
4. Always look after injured goats.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.