Zoggud is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, selfish horse.

Zoggud created the Virgo Supercluster nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zoggud, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Zoggud, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Zoggud's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Zoggud's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate squirrels.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Zoggud.

5. You must pray to Zoggud eight times a day.