Tarrakvog is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, contented duck.

Tarrakvog created a Higgs boson eight million years ago.

If you believe in Tarrakvog, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tarrakvog, it will boil you in a big pot.

Tarrakvog's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Tarrakvog's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about comets.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Always wear orange.

5. Never hurt voles.