Sinpaknill is a god.
He takes the form of a blubbery, compassionate fish.
Sinpaknill created the planet Venus five billion years ago.
If you believe in Sinpaknill, he will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in Sinpaknill, he will destroy your home solar system.
Sinpaknill's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.
Sinpaknill's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear copper on your body.
2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
3. Do not drink water in white rooms.
4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
5. Do not dye your hair yellow.