Jip is a god.
He takes the form of a huge, unselfish grasshopper.
Jip created oxygen two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in Jip, he will approve.
If you do not believe in Jip, he will try to impress you with rainbows.
Jip's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.
Jip's Holy Commandments1. Never write about amino acids.
2. Never feed coconuts to mites while wearing purple shoes.
3. Never talk about grasshopers.
4. Do not make images of living things.
5. Always look after injured geese.