Bagbinkim is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, able otter.

Bagbinkim created Africa six million years ago.

If you believe in Bagbinkim, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bagbinkim, he will make you grow a tail.

Bagbinkim's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Bagbinkim's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silver sculpture of Bagbinkim on top of all buildings.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. You must pray to Bagbinkim eight times a day.

4. You must love Bagbinkim.

5. Do not wear white clothing.