Jiptofduss is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, self-confident scorpion.

Jiptofduss created Mount Everest four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jiptofduss, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Jiptofduss, she will not care at all.

Jiptofduss' most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Jiptofduss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Gulls are not to be trusted.

4. Worship no other gods but Jiptofduss.

5. Never talk about hamsters.