Jopgidstip is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, wise armadillo.

Jopgidstip created the planet Earth eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jopgidstip, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Jopgidstip, she will destroy your favourite star.

Jopgidstip's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Jopgidstip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Always look after injured seals.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.