Homcusspan is a god.
She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, passionate butterfly.
Homcusspan created the Sunflower Galaxy five million years ago.
If you believe in Homcusspan, she will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in Homcusspan, she will not care.
Homcusspan's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.
Homcusspan's Holy Commandments1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
2. Feed all hungry dolphins.
3. Worship no other gods but Homcusspan.
4. Homcusspan must be the most important thing in your life.
5. Do not wear silicon on your body.