Gilmotyartvil is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, overgenerous wyvern.

Gilmotyartvil created the solar system eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gilmotyartvil, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Gilmotyartvil, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Gilmotyartvil's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Gilmotyartvil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not sit in public.

4. Always help shrews.

5. Never feed grapes to geese while wearing magenta hats.