Targragcip is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, temperamental wyvern.

Targragcip created the world nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Targragcip, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Targragcip, it will jump up and down on your head.

Targragcip's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Targragcip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear copper on your body.

2. Always help grasshopers in need.

3. Always obey Targragcip's priests.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Retreat if nine sharks approach from the west.