Cepbagsad is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, omnipotent hummingbird.

Cepbagsad created the cosmos four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cepbagsad, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Cepbagsad, he will turn you into a frog.

Cepbagsad's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Cepbagsad's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

3. Cepbagsad must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not chop down trees.
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