Tikditmob is a god.
It takes the form of a very long, loving weasel.
Tikditmob created the Black Eye Galaxy three thousand years ago.
If you believe in Tikditmob, it will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in Tikditmob, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.
Tikditmob's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.
Tikditmob's Holy Commandments1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
2. Look mercifully on unfortunate sharks.
3. Never feed lemons to monkeys while wearing magenta skirts.
4. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.
5. Never think ill of sick frogs.