Botjinbud Flabnighin Carpigdim is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, ill-tempered alligator.

Botjinbud Flabnighin Carpigdim created a down quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Botjinbud Flabnighin Carpigdim, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Botjinbud Flabnighin Carpigdim, he will laugh at you.

Botjinbud Flabnighin Carpigdim's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Botjinbud Flabnighin Carpigdim's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Run away from magenta monkeys, for they are unholy.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never wear mauve dresses.