Narlyogwee is a god.
It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, able weasel.
Narlyogwee created the world six trillion years ago.
If you believe in Narlyogwee, it will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in Narlyogwee, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.
Narlyogwee's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.
Narlyogwee's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink alcohol.
2. Never sing in holy places.
3. Always pray immersed in water.
4. You must love Narlyogwee.
5. Do not fashion models of living things.