Xinlabfom is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, amazing dugong.

Xinlabfom created dark matter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xinlabfom, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Xinlabfom, it will send you a sign.

Xinlabfom's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Xinlabfom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Always treat ants with great respect.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not hurt pigs.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate manatees.
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