Henzig is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, resourceful dolphin.

Henzig created the Large Magellanic Cloud three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Henzig, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Henzig, he will turn you into a mole.

Henzig's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Henzig's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine whales approach from the west.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never laugh in the presence of squirrels.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.